Germany. Germany. Germany is a great place.

They feed me even though I'm a prisoner.

The food doesn't taste crappy like British stuff either.

Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!

For a dog, it's heaven. That's what Germany is.

But why are all Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation.

My heart is so afraid and I'm going to cry. The girls are so big too.

Is it your hobby to burst barrels of beer every day?

Also, please stop raiding my house in swarms. The tourists are way too scary.

German chicks are bigger and better built than me.

Yoohoo!